"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via seedy)


Heres a picture of me being ugly


(via moistbottom)

omg I slept right through from 11pm to 6am without waking up in the middle

but could waking up early be waking up in the middle

who knows



“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)


(Source: hightydes, via magicul)

can’t even carry my good bag for Leeds fest let alone my alcohol, tent, clothes and EVERYTHING OHHHH FUCK

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo