australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

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nah I just cut my leg shaving two thousand times and then walked into a chest of drawers I think I’m gonna die from having a shower

notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

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the only thing which is ever going to make me move on is if I find someone perfect and I fall in love with them so I guess I’ll just stay sad forever hahahaha :(

monicazombie:

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

What

how do I still get upset about this

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via pizza)