evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via seedy)

kevvn:

Heres a picture of me being ugly

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(via moistbottom)

omg I slept right through from 11pm to 6am without waking up in the middle


but could waking up early be waking up in the middle


who knows

bellaisbadatmath:

fleurlungs:

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

— Matty Healy (The 1975)

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(Source: hightydes, via magicul)

can’t even carry my good bag for Leeds fest let alone my alcohol, tent, clothes and EVERYTHING OHHHH FUCK

  • me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo