remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
nah I just cut my leg shaving two thousand times and then walked into a chest of drawers I think I’m gonna die from having a shower
guess what I just got!!!
meet Spartacus everyone….
the only thing which is ever going to make me move on is if I find someone perfect and I fall in love with them so I guess I’ll just stay sad forever hahahaha :(
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
how do I still get upset about this